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    January 06

    老板外传(一)

                                                                                             
                                                                                                 偷(一)

    通常我写完一篇paper就像发完一次功,要冬眠七七四十九天才算勉强恢复元气。那日正值我冬眠期,据说老板上午十一点多了来我办公室还没见到我的影子甚至我书包的影子,怒了,抓起我桌子上的一罐开心果,就开吃。这一吃,就上了瘾,发展到天天要来吃一吃,还恰巧每次我都不在办公室里,所以一直没有发觉。
     
    终于某一天,我的冬眠结束了。
    “老板,你找我吗?”
    “不是,我过来吃花生的,你的花生真好吃啊。”
    “这哪是花生?是开心果!” 我暂忍,嘟囔一句,“偷我东西吃就算了,你要识我的高档货啊。。。”
    “我天天都来吃,你还不知道吧,嘿嘿。” 我。。。我再忍。
    “我还分给x%@吃的,”然后转向坐在我边上的X%@,“X%@,花生好吃吧。”我靠,我彻底无语了。
    这以后有一段时间,我们在走廊里一碰面就是,“今天你/我吃了”,好像地下党员的接头暗号。
     
    难怪呢,老板现在一出去开会,我就闷得发慌。

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    仅仅wrote:
    很有意思,开心笑一笑
    Jan. 19
    Ping Jiangwrote:
    你老板同事平时可能不太有的吃,连花生和开心果都分不清了。
    Jan. 19
    ly fuwrote:
    有意思,想象你们用American English对话时的妙语:)
    Jan. 13
    乐 乐wrote:
    好吧好吧,有机会介绍你们认识就是了。 harry,你老板至今为止名字和人还是对不上号,貌似比较严肃的那种~~
    Jan. 12
    Harry Xuwrote:
    e~~没想到 mls 这么可爱~ 要是我老板来吃,一定一下就倒个底朝天,吃得我台上台下到处都是,然后拍拍手走路~
    Jan. 12
    jh gaowrote:
    懒虫,你老板真可爱,同要求瞻仰。不过你那么久都没发现老板在偷吃,可见你偷懒了多久,哈哈哈哈。(其实我也很懒,记得上回icse吧,我回到意大利冬眠了两天,我老板都生气了,因为她下午三点钟下的飞机,四点钟就在办公室了。)
    Jan. 10
    Ying Tinawrote:
    有戏,怎么上次是偷吃你的lunch,这次改snacks了,给俺看看你老板长啥样,瞻仰一下
    Jan. 8
    Qiuhuawrote:
    牛,加妙
    Jan. 6

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